Emmett: I’ve been cancelled! After today ‘Queer Guy’s’ gone, and do you know why? Because they thought I wasn’t queer enough…me? I mean I’ve been called many, many things, but never, not, queer enough.
Brian: It’s not only unconscionable, it’s unfathomable.
Emmett: I mean you saw me, was I not the queerest thing on God’s earth?
Justin: Actually you seemed a little bit…
Ted: Reserved.
Emmett: Reserved?
Ted: Well just not your usual flamboyant self.
Emmett: Well I’m a news man now; I had to lower the flame a bit. I mean I figured if I was too flamboyant I might turn people off.
Brian: Well instead they turned you off. Idly there is a profound life lesson in this.
Ted: They hired you because they didn’t want some stiff straight guy who looks like he has a poker up his ass.
Brian: They wanted some gay guy who looked like he had a fist up his ass.
Ted: They wanted you, Emmett Honeycutt.
Brian: Queerest, nelly-est, ho-ho-homo in the ho-ho-hole wide world.

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    Oh God, blonde Ted LOL. And as much as I loved Brian and Justin….Emmett was ALWAYS my favorite.
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